斷點(diǎn)CS菜鳥搞笑歌詞

[ti:CS搞笑版斷點(diǎn)]
[ar:網(wǎng)絡(luò)歌手]
[by:fengjianli]
[offset:500]
[00:19.83]悄悄咪咪跑了好遠(yuǎn)好遠(yuǎn)
[00:24.80]希望警察不要把我發(fā)現(xiàn)
[00:29.62]我耍CS不過兩天
[00:34.05]難免按起鍵盤手忙腳亂
[00:38.98]dust 2地圖好像沒有終點(diǎn)
[00:43.95]轉(zhuǎn)來轉(zhuǎn)去仿佛原地兜圈
[00:48.87]是哪個(gè)又在亂丟煙霧彈
[00:53.38]洞里面已經(jīng)開始四處冒煙
[00:57.76]我沖進(jìn)了A點(diǎn)
[01:00.33]沒把警察發(fā)現(xiàn)
[01:02.82]抱著AK上跳下竄
[01:07.69]隊(duì)友說蹲低點(diǎn)
[01:10.19]你不會(huì)被看見
[01:12.80]免得重狙把你娃肚皮打穿
[01:19.15]我蹲在墻旁邊
[01:21.29]有一把M4掉在對面
[01:24.39]我都不敢撐出腦殼去揀
[01:28.74]忽然我又聽見
[01:31.27]腳步聲非常明顯
[01:34.08]不知道警察離我是近還是遠(yuǎn)
[01:38.53]我躲進(jìn)洞中間
[01:40.61]這個(gè)地方還有點(diǎn)兒安全
[01:43.43]從外面看里面漆黑一片
[01:48.26]飛進(jìn)個(gè)閃光彈
[01:50.81]我啥子都看不見
[01:53.37]清楚時(shí)后屏幕已經(jīng)顯示
[01:57.82]第二盤
[02:19.71]這一盤我漸漸有了經(jīng)驗(yàn)
[02:24.81]跟到隊(duì)友跑步肩并著肩
[02:29.63]我不得一個(gè)人出去冒險(xiǎn)
[02:33.65]跑到哪兒都躲到人群中間
[02:38.61]這兒的警察個(gè)個(gè)都嘿陰險(xiǎn)
[02:43.88]隨時(shí)可能腦殼會(huì)被打爛
[02:49.03]隊(duì)友們確實(shí)勇敢向前
[02:53.44]路上的警察都被他們丟翻
[02:58.01]我跳進(jìn)了B點(diǎn)
[03:00.41]獨(dú)自在那兒安彈
[03:02.99]拿著炸藥包東跑西竄
[03:07.89]隊(duì)友說箱子后面
[03:09.78]有一個(gè)叉叉圈圈
[03:12.83]你就把炸彈安在它中間
[03:19.36]我迅速埋好彈
[03:21.80]然后就躲在箱子背面
[03:24.58]緊張得兩條腿一直打閃閃
[03:29.15]等過了大半天
[03:31.58]我一抬頭才發(fā)現(xiàn)
[03:34.19]剛才的隊(duì)友們已經(jīng)不見
[03:38.32]我自己說不閃
[03:40.77]堅(jiān)持最后是我的優(yōu)點(diǎn)
[03:43.69]而忙得滴答聲已聽不見
[03:48.25]正在想沒丟臉
[03:51.04]一聲巨響出現(xiàn)
[03:53.35]轟!!!
[03:54.20]醒來AWP已灰(飛)上了天
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